You’ve been using the thesaurus when you should have been using the dictionary

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You called me “barbaric and uncivilized”. Er, both of these words mean the same thing. Stop trying to act smart because it looks like you’ve been using the thesaurus when you should have been using the dictionary.

Sex and the Olympic village

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I am often asked if the Olympic village - the vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world’s top athletes for the duration of the Games - is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is always the same: too right it is. [Matthew Syed, UK Times]

Bush has spent 1/3 of his two terms on vacation

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[George W Bush] has spent one-third of his entire two terms in office either at Camp David, Maryland, or at Crawford, Texas, on vacation
Jack Cafferty, in a post on CNN.com

Put a donk on it

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You know what you wanna do with with, mate…? You wanna put a massive donk on it.