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You’ve been using the thesaurus when you should have been using the dictionary

You called me “barbaric and uncivilized”. Er, both of these words mean the same thing. Stop trying to act smart because it looks like you’ve been using the thesaurus when you should have been using the dictionary.

Why do people feel it’s rude to use your phone on trains, in public places, etc?

To this day I don’t get the big deal why people feel it’s rude to use your phone on trains, in public places, etc. It’s not considered rude to have a conversation with your friend sitting next to you, so what’s the problem if you’re talking into a piece of plastic rather than at [...]

FileDropper: for all your warez sending needs

FileDropper: for all your warez sending needs

Sports commentary at its finest

commentator 1: …a race that will no doubt be unpredictable. But what’s your prediction, Mark?
commentator 2: You know, Steve, you just don’t know.

Are you Gay?


Sex and the Olympic village

I am often asked if the Olympic village - the vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world’s top athletes for the duration of the Games - is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is always the same: too right it is. [Matthew Syed, UK Times]

Standing on the shoulders of giants

I’ve spent the best part of my career standing on the shoulders of giants. Maybe it’s time to become a giant… or perhaps at least try to see how tall I can really become whilst my feet are on the ground?

Guy films is Section 44 stop-and-search

He looked very dangerous to me…

She’s not real


Bush has spent 1/3 of his two terms on vacation

[George W Bush] has spent one-third of his entire two terms in office either at Camp David, Maryland, or at Crawford, Texas, on vacationJack Cafferty, in a post on CNN.com

I want my bedroom to look like this…


It’s not just us foreigners that get treated like shit by US Homeland Security

It’s not just us foreigners that get treated like shit by US Homeland Security

data portability, you is 4th

Friend: I just searched for “data portability“Friend: and your name came up 4thMe: yeah, I helped invent itFriend: Oh, it’s on the job spec I’m applying forMe: hahaha

Put a donk on it

You know what you wanna do with with, mate…? You wanna put a massive donk on it.

Don’t talk to the police

This lawyer and law professor explains why you should never talk to the police… ever!
Now this former detective says so too…
(This is actually good shit)